Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
"I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life."
"Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears."
holy shit i would be such a good dominatrix cuz i love laughing at boys and being mean to them
me: *cums* ok well it was nice seeing you!
Literally what my boyfriend and I say to each other after a quickie every time